Do you have what it takes to be the next
Lady 5 in the Hole?
Lady 5 in the Hole?
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We have 10 competition spots up for grabs.
To compete, you must apply with a song choice of no more than 5 minutes in length (longer songs will be stopped at the 5 minute mark!). You will be asked for your preferred day name and your performance name and to upload the song file when you apply. The competition is open to any non-professional who wants to introduce themselves to their peers and our esteemed panel of judges as a potential Lady 5 in the Hole 2019! The application form is now live!!! |
Molly Station, the original Lady 5 in the Hole, crowned herself and then got a cheeseburger and went to bed. The first Lady 5 gathering began as a coven of the Sacred Fellowship of the 5 Fingers and progressed to the boozy mess that it is today.
Molly is proud to host and to have added her mother, Lady B to the panel, beginning last year. Molly's tragic potty-mouthed charm will undress you all. I mean disarm.
Molly is proud to host and to have added her mother, Lady B to the panel, beginning last year. Molly's tragic potty-mouthed charm will undress you all. I mean disarm.
Reigning Champion:
TRUDY VADA
Lady 5 in the Hole 2018: TRUDY VADA
Lady 5 in the Hole's reigning queen is Trudy Vada, a home-spun and home-cooked, starched collar lady who can be found sipping sweet tea (from a paper straw!) on a robin's egg blue washed picnic tables on a breezy summer day.
After dark, however, Trudy finds herself at an entirely different picnic, upstairs at the Eagle where she plays with puppies, leashes and collars.
This year of being a Lady 5 in the Hole has been the deepest, most delish opportunity to throw her hole self into something juicy and unknown. She hopes that the 2019 winner will apply as subtle a lip colour and also an understated lash.
After dark, however, Trudy finds herself at an entirely different picnic, upstairs at the Eagle where she plays with puppies, leashes and collars.
This year of being a Lady 5 in the Hole has been the deepest, most delish opportunity to throw her hole self into something juicy and unknown. She hopes that the 2019 winner will apply as subtle a lip colour and also an understated lash.
 Glamzilla
Glamzilla is a content creator and digital media star based out of Toronto with a social media reach of over 300,000. In 2018, Glamzilla was one of the first contestants on Kim Kardashian-West's Glammasters where she won hearts (and a few challenges!) in front of an international audience.
Glamzilla was voted Notable's Beauty Influencer of the Year, all while challenging beauty norms, encouraging fearlessness and being hilarious while she does it. Glamzilla is also donating a $250 gift basket of cosmetics to the 2019 winner of Lady 5 in the Hole! @glamzilla |
 Maddox
Maddox is a T.O. boy through and through, homegrown in the heart of Cabbagetown. Would you believe he earned a degree for holding his brush up to every kind of canvas?
His fascination with visual story telling has turned into a colourful career that has spanned over two decades, and is still going; either a really long-winded tale or a never ending story... you decide. These days, Maddox is traveling the world mastering the fine art of balancing creativity & passion within the complex stages of #adulting as a National Education Manager for Benefit Canada. @maddoxthings |
Fay Slift
Fay Slift, The LadyBearExtraordinaire was birthed in late 2007 when she took her first steps onto this very stage at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre! She captivated the audience with her humour, energy and beauty, and has been performing ever since.
Fay has worked with some of Toronto’s finest performers, as well as artists from around the world. She is the cofounder of Fay&Fluffy's Storytime, which assists in creating safe and inclusive spaces for Queer families and allies through story telling. They have read in some of the most important cultural institutions in Toronto including, The ROM, Harbourfront, The AGO, and the Canadian Opera Company. During the day, Fay can be found performing her most favourite role as a kindergarten teacher where she is inspired, daily by her students. @theladybearextraordinaire |
 Darlene
Darlene loves fashion, fashion, fashion and bubbles, bubbles, bubbles! Oh, and raising money for WaterAid Canada - responsible for hundreds of thousands of donated dollars to establish clean drinking water and running water for communities as far away as Madagascar.
When not crusading for human rights, Darlene likes to overdress for casual events and judge you. @darpaguandas |
 Front Desk
NOTHING GETS PAST FRONT DESK. END OF STORY. |
 Lady B
Lady B, in addition to being a LADY is also the proud mother of the Hostess, Molly Station.
Lady B had her humble beginnings in Windsor, Ontario before the advent of social media. She still uses words with more than three syllables to express excitement and praise! Though from a generation which deserves respect herself, Lady B isn't afraid to spill the tea and tear you down...with kindness. |